I’m Back and More Bad Ass Than Even I Knew I Could Be!

Stop weeping now.  I know things looked dark and despairing without regular entries from the worlds greatest spy.  If I weren’t me I probably would’ve considered killing myself too.

Draw back that knife and put away those guns and pills for your world has just become an awesome place once more.  For yours truly has returned.  Oh yes baby they tried to keep me down.  But they can’t!  I clawed my way back to the top and I will defend my position with extreme prejudice!

Be prepared to once again be amazed at the brilliance and daring of the Spymonkey.

Read my stories, watch my movies, and send me money as you live vicariously through me!